Listed up, folks with more than one X chromosome! This September there will be a new all-female comedy festival in town, and submissions are open right now. All Jane No Dick, curated by the awesome Stacey Hallal, will take place Sept. 7-8 at Curious Comedy Theater and all around Northeast Portland. If you are a woman-type person in town who does stand-up, sketch, and/or improv, you are invited to apply. Submissions are open until June 18. To submit your application or for more information, check out the website at www.alljanenodick.com.