I Am Reviewing I Am Road Comic

I-am-road-comicJordan Brady is a comedian/filmmaker. You’ve probably seen some of his previous work – he’s the guy who shot Maria Bamford’s “Special Special Special” (available now on Netflix!) and he wrote and directed the 2010 documentary “I Am Comic”, which was partially shot at the 2009 Bridgetown Comedy Festival. He’s made a new documentary where he interviews comedians you love (Kyle Kinane, Nikki Glaser, Marc Maron, Maria Bamford, Doug Benson, and many more) about road work, and does a gig of his own featuring for Wayne Federman in Kennewick, WA. That’s practically local! You know who opens for Jordan and Wayne? Eugene’s own Seth Milstein! We love Seth! Continue reading

Holy Cow, Wednesday’s “Secret Weapon” at Mississippi Pizza is Worth Seeing

Hey, random internet stranger. Looking for something hella positive, astounding and innovative to do on Wednesday night in the inner North Portland area? Why not plunk down some pay-what-you-will-and-hopefully-that’s-five-dollars and check out Secret Weapon, which has been running for a few months and consistently turns out a great group of comedians for a pretty awesome good time?

Here is the event listing on the Portland Mercury website.

The brainchild of the incomparable Andie Main and the often-incorrectly-compared Christian Ricketts, Secret Weapon at Mississippi Pizza turns the intimate side-stage of a pizza place with excellent drinks (try the whiskey ginger — it contains actual ingredients the title implies) into a boozy old-school comedy club. In an earlier decade this space could easily have been a smoky kind of vaudeville venue, but thanks to the liberal Nazi anti smoking regimes of the last few years it is now less cancerous and more pizzaliscious. Thanks, Obama.

The price is right for your recession woes and the comedy line up for this installment of the every-last-Wednesday showcase is stellar.

In addition to the aforementioned hosts and collaborators, you get to see the sexpot song stylings of Delaney and Paris, recently seen opening. You get the now-officially-ruined-by-Vine-fame Steven Wilber (seriously though his Vine is why you should get Vine. And never post because he will still beat you.) You will get the Frank Zappa of Portland Comedy, Nariko Ott, fresh off of injuring his thumb while pulling his pants down at a comedy show (ROCK AND ROLL etc). And your headliner for the evening is Anthony Lopez, a regular host at Helium Comedy Club with a heart of gold and more swag than a Nike store.

It’s gonna be tremendous, you can’t beat the price, and since this edition is named Holy Cow This Show is Going to be Hilarious you can be assured that a bovine will be sacrificed on the altar of comedy.

secretweaponSecret Weapon at Mississippi Pizza
Wednesday September 25th at 9:30pm – $5

An Open Micer’s Open Mic Review of Open Mics

IntoTheFrayI’ve only been doing stand up for a few years now, and I’m not too proud to admit that most the times I’ve performed it’s been at open mics. I’m still learning and that’s just how you do it; you go out, night after night, and do the work. Showcases might be the main event but it’s the open mics where all the work and training is done, where you can see the funny be created. So when Whitney asked for volunteers to do a write up of the local open mics I was more than happy to comply.
My plan was to try to get on every mic in a random week. I managed to get on all but three that occurred that week (two through miscommunication and another through (lack of) luck of the draw), and missed another two because the stages were being used for shows that week. What follows is really three sub posts: A quick break down of what to expect if you’d like to perform on a mic; an award for each mics I got on so you can know, as an audience member, what to look forward to; and lastly a brief summation of the few I didn’t manage to make.

Here’s the basic information:
*There are 11-14 mics you can get to in a week (some are every other week), with one at least every night except Saturday. They are located all over Portland, on both sides of the Portlandia divide.
*Most mics will allow people trying stand up for the first time to get on without any advanced warning but most would prefer sign up online (usually via Facebook) after that. If you’re going for your first time be sure and talk to the host to get more info about proper sign up procedures.
*Usually you’re given between 3 to 7 minutes to perform. Before your time is up the host will indicate that you need to wrap things up (usually by waving a phone or flashing a light). Respect the light; there are lots of other people looking to go up who all have to share the same stage and time. Most hosts will explain their personal procedures at the top of the show but don’t be afraid to ask them if you forget.
*Have fun. You’re there to make people laugh, not change the face of comedy or cure the world’s every woe, so have fun.

Open Mic Awards
For the mics I went to
Curious Comedy Theater
Best First Try Mic (tied), Only Improv Mic
5225 NE Martin Luther King Blvd
Portland, OR
Sundays, 8:00pm–10:30pm for stand up; 1st & 3rd Thursdays 8pm for improv
Hosted by Gabe Dinger (Stand-Up), Various Hosts (Improv)

Bar of the Gods
Most Funnest Mic (tied), Coolest Location
4801 SE Hawthorne
Portland, OR
Sunday, 8:00pm–11:30pm
Hosted by Nariko Ott

Boiler Room
Oldest Mic (10 years+), Mic You’re Most Likely to do Karaoke After (starts right after)
228 NW Davis Street
Portland, OR
Mondays, 9:00pm – 11:00pm
Hosted by Kevin-Michael Moore

The Real Comedy Spot At The Red Room
Funnest Mic(tied), Most Stage Time (8 min)
2530 NE 82nd Ave
Portland, OR
Mondays starting at 10:00pm
Hosted by Angela Olson & The Real Hyjinx

Funhouse Lounge
Most Crazy/Fun Mic, Mic You Want To Avoid The Most if You Have a Fear of Clowns(each room has at least a few of them)
2432 SE 11TH AVE
Portland OR
Tuesdays, 8:30pm ‘til it’s over; Wednesdays 7-9pm
Hosted by Anatoli Brant (Tuesday), varying hosts (Wednesday)

Open Mic at The Tonic Lounge
Most Supportive Mic, Best Fun Mic
3100 NE Sandy
Portland, OR
Wednesdays, Usually around 11 (depends on the showcase)
Hosted by Whitney Streed

Brody Theater
Best First Try Mic (tied)*, Most Theatre Feeling Mic
16 NW Broadway
Portland, OR
Wednesdays & Thursdays, 9:30pm – 11:30pm
Hosted by various comedians

Eagles Lodge “Let The Eagle Soar / Fly Like an Eagle” Open Mic
Most Newest Mic (this is it’s 4th week)/Most Unusual Location for a Mic4904 SE Hawthorne Boulevard
Portland, Oregon 97215
Most Fridays, 8pm
Hosted by Faddah Wolf

And the Rest Of the Story
For the mics I didn’t make it to

Joe Hieronymus ’ open mic at the 7 Corners Bar (2020 SE Division, Portland, OR) is on Sundays and starts at 10pm. He books rotating hosts, usually local working comedians, and has been a strong supporter of the community since he first started performing a few years ago. The mic is most notable for it’s workshop atmosphere, as new jokes, and new takes on jokes, are strongly encouraged. Really the only thing that’s discouraged is bigoted or hateful material. Sign ups are in person, although if you message him ahead of time and are double/triple-dipping (going to more than one mic in a night) he or the host is usually willing to save you a spot.

The Blue Monk (2020 SE Division, Portland, OR) is also hosted by a rotating roster of comedians booked by Shane Torres Mondays, starting at 8pm. If that name’s familiar to you, it’s probably because he was recently voted Portland’s Funniest Person in Helium Comedy Club’s competition. His hope is that the mic helps others work out, polish and better produce their material, and he would appreciate if you’re not an asshole while you do it. Message Shane for a spot (especially if you’re double/triple dipping) or sign up in person.

Following the awesomely named It’s Gonna Be Ok showcase, every 1st & 3rd Monday of the month, in The Eastburn (1800 E Burnside, Portland) is an open mic, which usually starts around 10. Both shows are hosted by Barbara Holm, a recent transplant to Portland. Barbara is known for being outspoken against material that encourages violence, rape and other negative, harmful, stereotypes. This is a great room for nurturing honest, heartfelt material, the kind of stuff that’s well written, and well intended. For more information, or to sign up message Barbara on Facebook.

Dante’s (350 W. Burnside, Portland, OR) open mic is hosted by local legend Richie Stratton, following Dr. Proof’s Whiz-bang Science Hour (more than an hour), a variety talk show. I recommend going to the show, enjoying it and signing up afterward, especially since after the show is when sign ups start. Everyone is given 5 minutes, and a few performers are rewarded with drink tickets after particularly good sets.

Ending this round up of Portland’s open mics would not be complete without mentioning Helium Comedy Club’s (1510 SE 9th Avenue) Tuesday night mic. Sign ups are in person, at 6pm. From the names of those who sign up performers are chosen (theoretically at random, although preference appears to be given to both first timers and comedians who’re working for the club that week), and the official list of performers is posted at 7:30, with the show starting at 8. The show is hosted by any number of regular performers. I personally recommend maybe not doing your first time at stand up here; the crowd is very welcoming, which can give you a false confidence in your skills, and if you don’t do well it may be awhile before you go up again. Still, I imagine there’s nothing like saying you killed it the first time you performed, and at the biggest club in town no less.