Down & Dirty: A Dark Comedy Showcase Tonight at Ash Street Saloon!

downndirtyWhen Whitney said I could write my own post about Down & Dirty: A Dark Comedy Showcase (happening this Sunday, March 10th, at 9pm, inside the Ash Street Saloon, near 3rd and Ash) the accurately name monthly comedy show I host I felt very conflicted. I’m the host but I’m also a human being.

As the host of Down & Dirty: A Dark Comedy Showcase I want to encourage you to come to come see my show. It’s a great line with a lot of very talented people: David Mascarro, Trevor Thorpe, Nariko Ott, Dan Weber, Scoot Herring and Xander Deveaux. They’re also very busy people; Many write and perform on Richie Stratton’s Tonight On The Rocks (a weekly comedy/variety show you should definitely check out), when they’re not running their own showcases or recording podcasts, and our headliner, Xander Deveaux, recently got accepted to Portland’s own Bridgetown Comedy Festival. There’s also our sweet location, The Ash Street Saloon, which well stocked and staffed, and located right around the corner from the downtown Voodoo Doughnuts and near many Tri-Met lines/stops so you can enjoy the show and avoid getting a DUI at the same time. As it’s host, in my very biased opinion, the next Down & Dirty is going to be probably one of the best comedy shows you could see this month.

As a human being, I’d like to advise you against going to Down & Dirty though. D&D is everything the name implies and there are just some really, really terrible jokes there. Just the worst kinds of humor. Not bad jokes though; great jokes, involving sex, depression, drug use, poor decision making skills, love and the collected traumatic experience we call “life”, each well written, excellently delivered and guaranteed make you feel absolutely terrible for laughing at them afterwards. Some just really great terrible jokes. I am obviously a huge fan of this kind of comedy, otherwise I would put on this show every month, but you might not be and I can relate; I feel the same way about clean and safe humor.
So please come to my show, Down & Dirty: A Dark Comedy Showcase, Sunday at 9pm in the Ash Street Saloon but only if you want to and only if you’re into that kinda thing. Either way, thank you.

— Patrick Perkins

Fool’s Gold: A Comedy Variety Show and the Return of Comedy to Suki’s This Sunday 3/3/13

If you’re in a hurry, and I understand, this is the internet, you really only need to know three things. One, there used to be an open mic every Tuesday night at Suki’s (pronounced the same way as the protagonist in True Blood). The second thing you need to know is that it was really more than just an open mic and it made a lot of people sad to see it go away. The third thing, the most important one for you hurried internet reader, is that this Sunday, at 8pm, there will be a showcase that I think will make a great legacy to that open mic, call Fool’s Gold.

This Sunday, March 3rd, Jimmy will be hosting the first of what I hope will be many showcases at Suki’s. Fool’s Gold starts at 8pm, is free (but donations are being accepted) and will feature the talents of Kristine Levine, Sean Jordan, Bri Pruett, Phil Schallberger and Whitney Streed. The incomparable Ira Novos is back too, of course, providing music for the show. There will be improv games, material done based on audience suggestions and mad libs (which is far more fun then you’re letting yourself think); all staples of the former mic and all a great deal of fun not only to see, but to participate in as well. It promises to amazing, not just because of the line up, but because it seems like the show will embody the spirit of the old Suki’s open mic, if not in function then in spirit.

— Patrick Perkins


So You Have Resolved To Try Stand-Up Comedy!

2013Welcome to 2013, dear reader! There are some pretty good odds that you have never been to this page before. Statistically, a lot of folks start stand-up comedy in January. Maybe it’s the New Year’s resolution push, maybe it’s something in the air, maybe it’s something in the water like fluoride that they release in some kind of seasonal of pattern to keep the populace mildly energized but not threateningly so. In any case, it’s a great time to start comedy!

Portland comedy is full of really nice, supportive people. It also happens to be hopping right now — there’s a lot of great stuff going on. So if you’re looking to try stand-up, you’ve picked a good spot in the space-time continuum! Be sure to check out the open mic list to know where to go and how to sign up. Here, as a a welcoming gift just for you, is some totally unsolicited advice from both newbies and oldbies in the scene right now:

  • Be nice. It’s okay if you’re nervous or terrified, most everyone is.
  • Don’t “wing it”, have some plan no matter how elaborate or basic.
  • If it’s your first time then the audience is on your side, people want you to succeed. You’re a hero!
  • Say what you think is funny, not what you think people will think is funny.
  • Learn to be funny before you try to be edgy.
  • Introduce yourself to the host, and if you liked a comedian on the show, tell them so. They like that!
  • Hello newcomer, if you plan to start your set by saying “now I’m a little too dark and edgy for some people” and end with “rapeeeeeee” how about instead plan on not.
  • Don’t tell jokes. tell the same funny stories you tell your friends — your oldest, best ones. And get off stage after you finish your first story, or at 3 minutes, whichever comes first.
  • Spend the first 10 seconds of your first set speaking INTO the mic. Keep speaking INTO the mic. You got it now, keep speaking INTO the mic. Raise it up a bit, there ya go, and speak INTO the mic.
  • No one ever said the stage was the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… only that the truth is usually the funniest shit on stage.
  • Listen to other performers and respect the light.
  • Write every single day and get on stage as much as possible. Watch good comedy. Work as hard as you can. Respect that stand up is the most beautiful and pure art form in the world and treat it like it’s precious.
  • Four words: am I right, ladies?
  • I’d advise you to avoid doing it. Since I started doing stand up I’ve lost my job, my marriage and I can’t see my kid anymore. Not that this had anything to with me performing stand up; it’s just things that have happened since I started and I wanted your pity for them. Thank you for your time.
  • Say “bang” after every line to let the crowd know you just said a punch line. How else are they supposed to tell?
  • Don’t listen to advice.
  • Oh, and keep working it; it works.

Contributors included Philip Schallberger, Jon Washington, Patrick Perkins, Katie Rose Leon, D’Emmanuel, Joe Hieronymus, Dan Weber, Josh Fisher, Barbara Holm, Scott Rogers, Danny Felts and Nariko Ott. Check them out, they’re all really funny folks.