DUDE. YOU. GUYS. Reggie Watts, Ron Funches and Andy Wood are playing the Crystal Ballroom tonight. By the time you finish reading this you should be preparing to go out your door and to this show.
What? You don’t have $26? Pawn some oranges. Scrounge for car change. Sell your firstborn cat. Just get yourself to this amazing show.
7 p.m. doors, show at 8 p.m. Sunday; $26; 21 and over; Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W. Burnside St.